Going, going . . gone

I've been feeling older lately. Not the "Oh, my back hurts" kind of way. More like the "I just can't keep up with those young whipper-snappers" kind of way. Mentally, emotionally, socially and professionally. I feel like a wanna-be, has-been, and now a never-was. Life is passing me by including all the perks, advantages and opportunities that come with it. I think I'll just dig my grave in the backyard and lay down in it. Maybe then I can get some decent rest.